I’ve been away for a couple of days. Sorry to have missed the posts, that isn’t how I like to roll. I can see the argument for preparing posts in advance and then scheduling them to be published instead of doing everything “live.”
Yesterday was more interesting than Monday. I went on a field trip with #3’s class to an old manor house. It was nothing like Highcliffe Castle but it was still trey cool.
And I made the finals in the 5 minute fiction contest. Please vote.
A reader asked, “Why do the English drive on the wrong side of the road?” I’ll let Washington answer.
4/28/1924 Brighton, England.
I had the great fortune of encountering Sir Willem Henry in the pub this evening. I had just started in the mash portion of my bangers and mash, a fresh pint of bitters at hand, when the door blew open to reveal my old friend. He spotted me at once and soon we were engaged in stories of the old days.
Eventually talk got round to current events and I asked him what he was up to. “You won’t believe me,” he said. I assured him that I would but he, as usual, turned out to be right. It appears that the crown is still trying to win back their dominance from the Americans. I assured Sir Henry that ship had already sailed and he nodded, but retorted that, “There is always room for folly on a ship of fools.”
It took two more pints each for him to get through the whole of it but apparently the plan is to do everything the opposite of the Yanks when it comes to cars. Make them leak constantly, hand assemble each one so they take forever to build, and make every intersection a circle. (He had plans with him for several such circles in Brighton.)
The coup de grace, he said, was the global expansion of British influence in the form of a head-to-head battle over which side of the road to drive on. I shook my head. “That’s like the American’s refusing to go metric.” He nodded. “The only thing crazier would be a unified currency for Europe!”
We both enjoyed a good laugh at that and then spent the rest of the night brainstorming ways to make English cars the most unreliable in the world.